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"da UP" Humor- Toivo & Eno

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"da UP" Humor- Toivo & Eno

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Toivo and Eno worked together in a "da UP" factory.... and dey both were laid off. So... dey went to da Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Toivo said, “Panty stitcher. I sew da’ elastic onto da’ ladies cotton panties.”

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Toivo $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Eno, when asked his occupation replied, “Diesel fitter.” The clerk looked up diesel fitter... and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Eno$600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Toivo found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into da office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers are unskilled labor, and diesel fitters are skilled labor.”

“Vat skill?” yelled Toivo. “I sew da’ elastic on da’ panties. Eno puts dem over his head and say, “Yah… DIESEL FITTER.”


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